Living is like dying. We haven’s done it before.
------------------
A speech is like a pencil whether long or short. It must have a good point!
------------------
Knowing the Bible is one thing. Knowing the Author is another!
------------------
The best way to settle an argument is to figure our what is right, not who is right.
------------------
DEFINITION: Auction: where you get something for nodding.
------------------
Did you hear the angels call out to earth when you were born, “Look out below!”
------------------
There is a lot of good in some folks because so little good has come out.
------------------
God created us – God lost us – God bought us back by giving His Son. What a price! John 3:l6
------------------
I have so many problems. If anything happens today it will take weeks for me to begin to worry about it.
------------------
A bachelor is one who has never Mrs. A girl!
------------------
Leftovers are a kind of food that is here today -- and here tomorrow.
------------------
Humor is like a medicine, but in case of emergency, call 911.
------------------
Simple Equation: 3 nails + 1 Cross = 4 given. In the name of Christ Jesus, Amen!
------------------
DAFFINITION Bad Memory: Hear today, gone tomorrow.
Hug: A roundabout way to expressing affection.
------------------
TALK THE WALK AND WALK THE TALK A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
------------------
My friend’s 5 year old granddaughter looked at the stars one night and exclaimed, “God’s home! All his lights are on.!
------------------
OLD SONG – NEW VERSE “…and on this farm he had a Mom, eeyi-eeyi – oh! With a hug-hug here and a hug-hug there…”
------------------
Jane: What sweet sounds come from the water tonight!
John: Yes, the fish are probably running through their scales.
------------------
Only as America “blesses” God, will God bless America.
------------------
A smile can add a great deal to one’s face value.
------------------
He who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
------------------
Freedom is not a question of doing as we like but doing as we ought.
------------------
DEFINITIONS: Fad: Something that goes in one era and out the other.
------------------
The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
------------------
HUMILITY IS A STRANGE THING: When you think you have it, you haven’t.
------------------
One thing we can learn by watching the clock is that it passes the time by keeping its hands busy.
------------------
“I’d rather scrub floors and know what I’m doing than live in uncertainty about where I am going.”
------------------
Jesus said: “I go to prepare a place for you.” Read John 14
------------------
“ The fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such there is no law.” Galatians 5:22-23
------------------
Humor is good medicine. Refills are free!!
------------------
DEFINITIONS: Potato: A food that will not make you fat unless you exceed the spud limit. Telephone book: Dial log. Dermatologist: One who makes rash decisions.
------------------
THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE: The takers: They eat well. The Givers: They sleep well.
------------------
LOVE IS JUST A LITTLE WORD. IT HAS ONLY LETTERS FOUR. I SIT AND WONDER AND I THINK. WHY DIDN’T I USE IT MORE! Clara Haugan – 100 years old.
------------------
Most cities have only two types of people – the quick and the dead.
------------------
TO OUR CAMPERS: Do not carve your name on wall or tree. Carve it in someone’s heart by some kind word or deed.
------------------
The world says, “Show me and I’ll believe it.” Jesus says, “Believe me and I’ll show you!”
------------------
Never put a question mark where God puts a period. (Acts 16:31)
------------------
Be like a postage stamp: Always ready for service. Doesn’t give up when licked. Goes where it is sent. Sticks to its task until it is done.
------------------
The great oak tree is only a little nut that held its ground.
------------------
The Bible is a rule book with consequences for breaking its rules.
------------------
When God invented the platypus, He said "I can't wait to see the evolutionists try to figure this one out!"
------------------